The One About The Bad Lawyer
A Lawyer died and immediately went to hell for his many professional sins. As the Devil was leading him deeper and deeper into hell, closer and closer to the hottest fires, he notices another lawyer making passionate love to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
“Damn it”, said the lawyer, “how come I’m going to go down even farther to roast forever while this lawyer gets his eternal way with that beautiful woman?”
The Devil turned to him and angrily screamed, “And who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”